I finally got myself one of those fancy fucking smooshy faced cats. My insides turn to jello every time I look at her. I cannot love her enough. Her name is Lucretia and she absolutely hates me and wants nothing to do with me unless I'm feeding her. She also has 3 legs because she was born with a leg that was 2 times bigger than all of her other legs and wasn't attached at the hip so we had to have it amputated. She loves to hang out on the spiral staircase and make me nervous. She also turns into an absolute gremlin come 3 a.m. in true to cat form. We like to take pictures together looking like creeps.