In a galaxy far far away (*cough* New Jersey *cough*) lives a simple robot tasked with saving humanity by stroking his crazy little robot dick.
"Why does stroking his crazy little robot dick save humanity?" you ask.
I have no fucking clue really, however, the lovely Mistress Demonica Nyx (that's me 😄) has been tasked with ensuring that Stroke Bot is sufficiently fuelled to keep stroking sequences engaged and life on earth sustained.
This intergalactic super hero has a ravenous need to inhale poppers as this is what fuels his ability to stroke. His fueling levels must be maintained at a constant 90% capacity. Falling below the 90% threshold could be devastating to the integrity of his mission. It is also imperative that the speed of his stroking is closely regulated as to not engage the ejaculation sequence prematurely. This could jeopardize his mission and the well being of all human kind.
"This is our most desperate hour. Help me Stroke Bot 386, you're my only hope!!"
"Strokebot preparing to commence ejaculation sequence"
"Ejaculation sequence is a go"
"stroke bot is ejaculating. Stroke bot is ejaculating Stroke bot is ejaculating. Stroke bot is ejaculating"
Lets all take a moment to sing the praises of this unsung hero. This lone New Jersey robot who continuously works so diligently to save us all from impending doom.

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